
I present this picture to all of you as proof of my fathers(Sisters) twisted nature. I have often stated my case for his general instability, I think this perfectly illustrates a latent instability in the man. As with any testimony worth its salt it is important to establish a time line of events.
11:52am Dec. 14th. sms message from Ken(Emily) to Robert: "Lunch in 5-10 minutes, where r u?"
11:53am Dec. 14th. sms message from Robert to Ken(Emily): "Be there in a min"
11:56am Dec. 14th. sms message from Ken(Emily) to Robert: the picture shown above.
Not even allowing for the 5-10 minute mark to pass I receive a photo of my childhood companion strung up like so much meat. Given the lack of time between messages it stands to reason that it was his(her) plan from the beginning to hang the bear, and one could even surmise that he sent the picture moments after the first text without waiting for my reply, given the poor quality of cell networks in and around Willard, OH. The point being the man was simply looking for a reason to hang the bear, this was not a act of passion or a spontaneous decision, but the well calculated act of a man(woman) who has done this before. He even went so far as to place a chair just so to throw suspicion off him(her) and make it look like a suicide. If it is not dealt with his(her) pathological need with ultimately need to be satisfied again and again, and next time it could be Ashley's blanket, or Cleveland Clinic Bear. It's time to make a stand.
7 comments:
I got no joy from reading this. My blankie is safe.
that was the greatest night
Hey, dad didn't do that, I did! Don't you remember the fight that ensued afterwards?
WHAT!!!
I KNEW IT!!!
Haha. I believe you threw a cup of water on me and I ended up somehow flashing my underwear to greg r. Pretty sure that was the same incident.. I know you attacked back w water for sure.
i would definitely have to say this crime was committed with forethought and malice... not to mention general hilarity. emily will be on death row soon, but the funny one, for funny criminals who commit funny crimes of funniness.
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