While perusing facebook today I decided to simply snag a photo of my lovely wife from the days before I graced her life... From the comments on this particular photo I gathered this was from her first year at Calvin. Further investigation proved that this hat was neither a gag or a one time thing. I sat down, as my heart began to palpitate. Could it be that my lovely and oh so unique wife was not only around the trends but more than that a setter, and or participant? This came as a shock to say the least. John Deer? I am not completely sure she had even seen a tractor prior to our meeting, so this compounded the infraction. Fear began to infect my consciousness, questions of whether I truly knew the woman I married, or was a lured into a trap by a master of disguise waiting for the fiscal capability to gain a lofty life insurance policy and cash in at the first opportunity? Surely a woman who was into trucker hats could not be with me for a long period of time. Then I saw it, a long sigh of relief escaped me, a tear came to my right eye, and I reached to wipe it with my right hand while caressing the screen, and reading the T-shirt logo. "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle's" She may be a conundrum, but that shirt let me know that I was correct in slipping a pair of rings on her left hand.