Never has a frozen confection so perfectly embodied the idea of sin as this ice cream cake available for purchase at your local Dunkin Donuts. I can only assume that this roll of lusty saturated fats weighs in at around 6 to 10 thousand calories, and who among us once begun could stop eating till the flavorful loaf of chocolate cake and ice cream lay in baked goods equivalent of rubble (IE crumbs). Even the first lady has gone on the war path lately attempting to address the fattening of America, well I have the culprit. A series of cakes apply named "roll cakes." This come in four disturbing flavors: standard, yule roll, bunny roll (I firmly believe 6 small rabbits were stuff into a easy back over to create this treat), and fudge mini... I am going to say that again because it makes me laugh, fudge mini... Apparently this is meant to be consumed alone as a low calorie (3400) alternative to an entire roll. If America is to be a great nation once more we put in end to products like the series of roll cakes. We as a people can not be expected to avoid the voluptuous curves, and perfect combo of cake and ice cream that results in a substance likely twice as addictive as heroin. It's time to write a congressmen.