Are you prepared for a night of feasting and entertainment the likes of which you have never seen before? You better be, because this is medival times. The most wondrous dining experience one can engage in on this planet. Would you like half a chicken? of course you would. Would you like dining utensils with which to consume your rotisseried delight? Absolutely not, real men rip into the succulent flesh of lesser creature with tooth and nail, because you're a man, not some over-cultured chick. Entertainment? you shall have it. Swords, jousting, and a somewhat out of place interlude in which a horse walks sideways and everyone claps. This is a truly Metal experience.