We thought we'd made it below the hillbillies... We were wrong. If you head into the heart of Florida you can find a mystical land the hillbilly calls Mecca. This is known as Gatoramma. At first things seem to be legitimate. Then we head out onto the board walk and things start to seem, well a bit off. If you look at the picture of the croc above closely you'll notice that something doesn't line up, mainly it's jaw. It appears as if the staff was sharing a few buds with the the gators and it came to blows ending in this poor animals broken jaw and the loss of a leg to the aforementioned employee. This alone wasn't enough for me to really think the might be a less than legit operation, what's pictured below was. Raccoons? Really.... Raccoons are not an animal you go to a zoo or much less Gatoramma to see. I can see a raccoon any time I want by leaving open dog food on any porch in the continental US. This operation is officially hillbillified.

It's hard to tell from this pic but this piece of PVC has 3 raccoons in it at the time of this photo.