Here is a classic example of why the youth of today are so inept as to be approaching worthlessness. I'll get back to that, I think I ought to explain why I am in a wheel chair. My mom once was the proprietor of a local business known as Balloon Expressions. She would do the simple balloon sales we all see like those aluminum balloons used to express ones feelings, to the complex arches and pillars. It was this that led to her creating a giant balloon American flag for a parade float. Note: I am not entirely sure that any of that information is accurate, meaning that I know there was a float of balloons made in the American flag, and I know my mother had that business, but because of the injury I sustained to to that float I can not with any confidence claim the two are connected in any of aspect than my mind. That aside I was told numerous times not to lean against the wall of balloons, because it was a wall of nothing more than balloons. I did, fell through, smashed my tiny head into the concrete steps of one Willard High School, and sustained a concussion. I told you that to get to this. The reason my generation is defunct is because we are constantly rewarded for failure. I mean look at this. I directly disobeyed my parents and decided to do a back smacker into concrete and I get a ride in a sweet wheel chair and a bunch of new toys. It's a wonder I can even tie my shoes. I should've been locked in the basement for two weeks with reduced rations till I learned not to get concussions. You all will be happy to note that I am currently working on a parenting book that should be available by the new year outlining my cutting edge parenting techniques for a better tomorrow.