What does it take to truly rock? Is it something some of us or born with, or can it be learned? The short answers is born with. I know I am about to shock many of you with this information as it is something that to this point you have remained unaware of. I was born. And when I was born it was with the inherent ability to rock. However, much like Jason Bourne's martial ability shortly after losing his memory it isn't something I can always tap into on command, but it will always be there ready to rock when needed. Such was the case on an Island in Lake Erie years ago. Upon this island events would come to pass that would draw the latent rock from the very depths of me, and I would kick out the Jams, whether I or anyone else wanted it. Many people believe you need a band, amps, and talent to rock. I've put them all to shame with little more than a lack of it on my part and a yellow Mainstays broom (I know it's a Walmart Brand but 5.99 for a broom and dustpan combo just makes fiscal sense). I grabbed the broom, an Ipod set to Wolfmother, and put on a 15minute set that I am confident remains burned into the minds of those lucky enough to witness the madness that is ROCK.