This is a photo of my niece recently taken by my sister. She posted it to Facebook with the caption "Road Rage." This caption is close to hitting the mark, but I believe further observations can be taken from this captured instant. The first thing that jumps out at me is the business casual pony tail. It's the kind of look that says I'm approachable but here to work. Venturing down we notice the set of mouth and brow a sort of fevered intensity that in combination with her eyes starring intently into the rear view and her right hand positioned to pull hard right, lets us know that there is no way that kid on the big wheel is getting into this lane. However, these are not what truly concerns me. The cell phone on her left is a sign of things to come, studies have shown that when talking on the phone you operate just above the level of drunk, and if we are being honest she will be texting which has proven to actually be worse than being drunk. I see no sign of a safety restraining device or any attempt on her part to wear it, and the wheels appear to be worn smooth. This is obviously not a car fit to be driven, and she needs to learn a bit more respect for the road. However, this is all easily overlooked by most officers given the level of adorable.