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Friday, October 29, 2010


Tractor Files 2:
This tractor holds a particularly special place in my heart for a variety of reasons. The first of which being that is was the tractor they taught be to drive on. Or at least one of its kind was. Little did I know this, like the previous post, would lead to mind numbing hours of starring down into the dirt to make sure my tractor never strayed more than 6 inches at the blistering pace of 1 mile per hour. However, what really makes this tractor stand out in a special contrast in my memory is the time Uncle Stanton decided to hit the breaks in front of me while I was driving it. It is important to note that this particular model has a nearly universal break problem, being that after enough time the breaks simply stay depressed and grind away to nothing. That is why our mechanic saw fit to remove the breaks completely from this tractor, but did not see fit to tell anyone. This is why when Uncle Stanton stopped directly in front me, I ran directly into the back of his truck.

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