This is plea, someone needs to lend me a Wii for a few (6 months)in order that I may utilize this tool of learning to educate myself on the proper care of my soon to be infant offspring. This is a modern age, and as such I require modern tools. No longer must we toil away learning as we go, but with this electronically gutted plush child substitute, I can learn to be a great father without ever touching a real child.