Now this is a tool for the end of times. They market this as a multi-function hammer for the all around handy man. I know better. This was clearly crafted for the impending plague of the walking dead. It is almost a perfect mid-weight weapon. Like the staple Mid-Weight weapon that zombie enthusiasts have loved for years, the crow bar, this little number combines shear killing prowess with functionality on a level the crow bar could only dream of. Weighted for balance this wreaking hammer is designed to make short work of concrete and drywall, not to mention the human cranium. Never worry that you have left yourself no way out, with this on your belt you will always be able to make a way out. Notice the sharped point at the base, perfect for driving down through the top of the skull to ensure our cannibal counterparts stay down. A little to nontraditional for you? Not to worry, Stanly (a leader in American Tools) has its own option.

As you can see you forgo the short stabbing blade as in the former for a traditional pry bar. I would recommended this for those of you who live in urban areas with heavier doors, as the added leverage will allow you to get into warehouses, schools, and if you're determined, your local arms dealer. Whichever you choose there is no going wrong with these modern alternatives.