Dumb Dog.

This animal is smart for being so stupid. He shows remarkable capacity to learn new things, and even a larger capacity to forget them if they are not properly backed by bribes. Example: I tried to get him to sit for nearly a year with no luck, it took all of 30 minutes once a treat was given every single time. He has been very bad about accidents until recently. We started making sure he was taken out on a schedule, he would sometimes go to the bathroom, sometimes not, and sometimes not go outside come in side disappear for a minute and I would find a problem shortly after. So kaje started giving him treats, one per evacuation. It took him about a day to go whenever we took him out and he is finally letting us know when he needs to go. However, we are finding that if he goes outside and gets his treats, if he then goes more than a half hour inside with no treat he makes us take him outside, walks to the spot he uses lifts his leg just long enough to show us he made an effort of it and runs back for a treat. Everyone abuses the system.