I have decided to take on a noble profession. I take it very seriously and am constantly finding ways to improve upon my techniques and coming up with exciting and unique ways to execute my calling. I have be frightening and confusing my wife fore more than 2 years now, and I think I am real revolutionary in my field. It takes a certain finesse to get your wife to believe, if only for a moment that you may have attempted to kill yourself, but being the pioneer that I am, i pulled it off. You see I got home early after starting a recent work day at 3am, and when I got home I really needed a nap. I live in florida, it is hot here, and the energy prices our high. When you add these things together what you get is a home that is only slightly cooler than the temp outside. If you want to nap in a cool place you'll need to look further than a bed, couch, or rug. I know some of you would choose tile, but thats because you're fools. The bathtub is the obvious choice, the fiberglass frame is cool and has the advantage of being slightly elevated from the floor allowing your body heat to dissipate faster than a plain old floor. So that was my choice. So when my beautiful wife got home she saw my truck and came looking, i normally wake at the drop of a hat, so after she had checked the bedroom, guest room, kitchen, living room, and the baby room, she was concerned, and when she opened the bathroom door and saw my legs sticking out of the tub from behind the curtain fully clothed, she had a moment of panic before i sat up. I know, she totally overreacts.