Oh Sad Kaje, I am sorry this had to happen to you. However, I warned you over and over, but alas, you did not listen. I explained what would happen, laid out the consequences for your actions in a very understandable way, and still you forced my hand. I said "if you can't eat your southern style pulled pork sandwich without getting it on the nice new sun dress I bought you, I'll make you wear a napkin dress." You laughed and scoffed, dismissing the notion with a shake of your tightly braided pig tales, but I showed you.