I am growing older every year, and with those years comes a continuous stream of epiphany-esque realizations about the world around me. So when I saw this today, I was struck with understanding that my subconscious mind must having been forming for several years. You see when you happen upon a real life mystery machine in a gated community you may think "wow, that's hilarious and awesome." Which is exactly what the owner of something like this would want. Along with a better understanding, the years have given me an attention to detail, and what I saw filled in the blanks. First, the rust around the wheel wells, second the aged and decaying console, third the rear sectioned off, forth 3 of the 4 wheels were under-pressured, and finally along with the rear of this large van being sectioned off from the front, there are no windows to speak of into the back anywhere. My mind processed this information almost immediately and dumped it into my conscious mind with two other tid bits that aloud me to form an immediate and I believe accurate picture. The of two was to swap the paint job for a flat white, and second was to consider what type of person would be drawn to this vehicle (children). Those ideas combined with my observations forced my understanding of this van to be little more than a wolf in shaggies clothing. So I emailed Chris Hanson.