Who is this handsome man you ask? Well this is the origin of a character that most of us know as Beauregard. This is Beau before Beau. In fact this was halloween in the dorms and armed with no more than a pair of purple pj's graciously gifted to me from my eldest sisters, a lavish mullet, and a well placed walmart bag-O-treats a legend was born. At this point I had a girlfriend which freed me up to dress like a pedophile. Weird choice for sure but what did I have to lose right? Dignity? never had it. Respect? Wasn't after it. Pride? Well we are all proud of different things aren't we.